the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
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i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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