hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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