i just google imaged poop.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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