If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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