paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
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WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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