tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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