I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
The adults are the big ones right?
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