I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
do nipples grow back?
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