So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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