i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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