She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
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I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.