I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.