I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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