hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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