Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
he fucked my hip out of place.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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