he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'm passing your future prison.
He felt like a one man threesome
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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