Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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