I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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