Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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