So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
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I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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