She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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