it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
