K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
and she was petting her beer can
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I had to cum in my sink.
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