I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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