The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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