hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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