You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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