So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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