But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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