is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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