I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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