I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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