My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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