i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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