i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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