the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
