The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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