You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
