How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Actions speak louder than pants.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
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Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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