did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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