U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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