Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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