But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
You ruined the universe
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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