I wanna bring you to show and tell
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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