I can't watch pbs sober anymore
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
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I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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