google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
True strength comes from lack of pants
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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