There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
