I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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