Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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