Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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