he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
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