I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Randomize
