Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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