When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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