so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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