i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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