I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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